I let myself be disappointed by the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, though it’s my fault for forgetting several cardinal rules of movie schlock.
1) Don’t have high expectations about dumb movies.
2) Don’t compare a dumb movie to the brilliant media on which it’s based.
3) Don’t be surprised when any movie they’ve decided not to advertise sucks ass.
4) Also, have a few drinks first.

2 responses so far ↓
1 mooninite // Apr 16, 2007 at 9:38 am
Yes, although 1) credit should be given for a highly entertaining pre-introduction segment, and 2) I seem to recall a certain advertising campaign gone-wrong in Boston.
2 nanio // Apr 16, 2007 at 10:51 am
Agreed that the opening was hilarious, and not online yet as far as I can Youtube.
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