I admit I fell asleep when the Longhorns were within three and woke up sometime in the middle of the late news. So it’s too bad that Alabama won but congrats to UT for at least making it to the big time again a short four years after winning it all. Despite who I was cheering for my favorite part of the game was the interception of Garrett Gilbert by Javier Arenas. Gilbert-Arenas? Get yer guns.
Anyway, at least your morbidly obese coach didn’t get fired for trying to shake terrified players until all the imaginary hidden pop-tarts fell from their pockets.

I’m a big Garrett GIlbert fan (now), Froshy McSavesTheDay! I think we could call some of the receivers Senior McButterfingers, but who’s counting?!
Also, that Arenas interception may have been Gilbert’s best pass of the game! Nice effort Froshy McNervous!