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The search term “harvardphilic” returns zero results!?? Make it one baby!!

I was told Friday I wasn’t qualified for a job that closely parallels what I do in my current position because my degree was from BU rather than from Harvard. Maybe I didn’t sell myself, adequately demonstrate my abilities, or maybe I just didn’t smile enough. Maybe it’s just that I’ve got f’ed up teeth - I’d much rather have been told any of those things. This pro-Harvard-to-the-exclusion-of-anywhere-else mentality though - this only leads to blood-thinning inbreeding and subsequent random hemorrhages people. Is it not bad enough that Harvard’s buying half my town? You don’t need to make me feel three feet tall in the process.

UPDATE: Maybe I’m using the wrong term here. What construction is appropriate for preference of one characteristic to exclusion of all alternatives? I’m accepting suggestions.

UPDATE 2: It’s not tinklepee. Although that suggests trying “harvard fetish” - 38 hits!