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November 3rd, 2006 - nathanael · 2 Comments

Ted Haggard, Soldiers of Christ

He was always on the lookout for spies. At the time, Colorado Springs was a small city split between the Air Force and the New Age, and the latter, Pastor Ted believed, worked for the devil. Pastor Ted soon began upsetting the devil’s plans. He staked out gay bars, inviting men to come to his church; his whole congregation pitched itself into invisible battles with demonic forces, sometimes in front of public buildings. One day, while he was working in his garage, a woman who said she’d been sent by a witches’ coven tried to stab Pastor Ted with a five-inch knife she pulled from a leg sheath; Pastor Ted wrestled the blade out of her hand. He let that story get around. He called the evil forces that dominated Colorado Springs and every other metropolitan area in the country.

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  • 1 nanio // Nov 3, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Also: He sent teams to pray in front of the homes of supposed witches?in one month, ten out of fifteen of his targets put their houses on the market.

  • 2 nanio // Nov 3, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    From the Rocky Mountain News: Haggard drew a silent stare from his wife when he told the gathered reporters that he received a massage from Jones.

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