My recent interest in plant derived poisons isn’t so much out of concern for myself as it is for the critter in the household. Over the last week or so, she’s shifted into high plant consumption mode, reverse peristalsis consequences be damned. I have patiently tried to explain to her that we as a society have gone to great lengths to process all the old and tired racehorses into little kibble pellets for a reason, but she insists on snarfing up greenery like a cloven-hoofed ungulate. This isn’t completely novel behavior but it’s been a few years since she’s done this, and the persistence and aggressiveness related to the current phenomenon is unlike anything she’s shown before. I’m tempted to assume there was some sort of vegan brainwashing that went on between her and my recent houseguest.
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