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Bad news. According to O’Hare, the much anticipated MC Hammer presence at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass 8 is limited to a Friday morning set as part of a “special educational program for local schools“. WHAT?!? I speak for us all when I emphatically say screw that - today’s childrens are in no way cognitively capable of enjoying MC Hammer on all the various levels of appreciation (publicly expressed derision, not-so-clever irony, middle-school nostalgia & reminiscence, wardrobe emulation malfunctions, suppressed roller-rink motor memories, legitimate overdue respect, etc).

PS. The game in the video is AudioSurf. Suxxor to your Rock Band 2.