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Reasons blowing yourself up in an elevator is an optimal murder-suicide methodology:

• Structural: the enclosed metal and composite construction of the car minimizes collateral human damage, aside from whoever was coincidentally riding down for coffee.
• Clean-up: murder-suicides at the workplace tend to exempt family members from having to mop that shit up.
• Architectural: structural damage to the building probably results in a decent insurance payout to the building owner. Sweet!
• Independent auditory verification: A bear exploding in the woods might as well stay home.
• Culturally relevant: shows familiarity with 1994’s Speed.
• Instant harem: 72 virgins to stalk in the afterlife.