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Bruce Reed has a funny take on our man Mitt’s latest misstep, accidentally calling Ralph Reed Gary Bauer.

But mistaking Ralph Reed for Gary Bauer at your own fundraiser is like going to a Star Wars convention and mixing up Luke Skywalker and Yoda. Bauer is short, bug-eyed, and tight-lipped. No one noticed his 2000 primary bid until he fell off the stage at a pancake-flipping event in New Hampshire. Reed is lanky, with narrow, shifty eyes and a big, plastic grin. In fact, Reed’s eye/grin ratio bears a much stronger resemblance to Romney’s own features. At first glance, you’d think Romney and Reed would know each other well from their time together as cyborgs taking orders from the distant, politically ambitious planet that sent them.

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