As much as I hate those little bastards, sometimes I’m a little sad when I don’t see one. Fortunately, as oblivious as my dog is to squirrels and cats, she’s proving to have a finely tuned rat-dar. She’s becoming a productive member of the community by raising their cortisol levels with her aggressive sniffing at their safe havens.
Fortunately they’re all out there drowning right now.
[...] progress along their inexorable path from three dimensional to two. At first I found this to be unbelievably disgusting, now, somewhat of a gruesome curio, definitely not to be stepped [...]